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Photoshop Tutorial Rap

, 14 2011 . 15:19 +

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: By eyedropper, Im talking about my dick. But my actual eyedropper also has a very large sample size.

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College Humor Photoshop Tutorial Rap Lyrics

Yo Im CMYKilla, Im here to answer your prayers,
So import that shitty photo, open up a new layer.

When it comes to red eyes, I know just the fix
Back your ass up and let me channel mix

You know that R G B are the colors were slidin
Now knock that Red back till the sucker be hidin

Set our hues, green and blue up to fiddy percent
Now we're through, let's review our color adjustment.

Hey whats wrong with my picture? You made it all grey!

Crop that tongue, motherfucker, listen what I say.

Select your layer mask, now were on the right track
Whip that paint bucket out, fill it up with black.

HOLD UP heres a tip for adobe elite
If you want a quick fill, press ALT DELETE

But it looks just the same!

Yo, shut up, fool!
No talkin while Im shoppin, thats my number one rule

Now get yourself a brush, make it soft and white
and dab away that red till it looks all right.

Wow, that looks great Killa! Thanks!

Yo, no problem. Now lets fix these weird eyes on your girlfriend here.

No, thats alright, theyre... theyre supposed to be like that.

Hes the C to the M to the Y to the KILLAH
Photoshop master pixel pushin eye thrillah.
A designer so fine with an insane rap flow
I rope in all the honeys with a magnetic lasso.

Yo, did I hear someone's layout was busted?
Slide me that mouse, 'cause I'm here to adjust it.

Seems like your font is looking pretty grim
You want to make that text shine like custom rims?

Sure, where do we start?

Yo, that depends,
open up layer styles, say hello to my friend.

Yo Im Master Bevel,
Im way past your level
My contours better on your letters
Makes them less disheveled

Since you just a beginner
well set the bevel to inner
Slide the depth right a step
shading shift like a winner

Almost done, dont choke, throw on an outside stroke
Make that text leap out like it was provoked

Then I set my drop shadow at two thirds opacity!

Yo, your mastery is growing but not yet at capacity.

Your distance should be high with your size set low
and the spread between them slides right to zero

Now this bake sale flyers looking chrome as shit!

Better take that bitch to Kinkos cause its ready to PRINT.

A to the D to the O to the B. E
Rappin out my FAQs givin answers out for free-e.
A photoshop wizard so skilled that its tragic
Yo I pick up chicks with a wand thats magic

Yo- oh! Damn, son, that unicorn is tight!

No, somethings missing, its still not right!
The line arts fine, but the magics not there!

Well Ima teach you some spells, get up out that chair.

Ill be needin some help to bedazzle this horse
Good thing my whole crews bout to show up in force

ROLL CALL!
My boy Lens Flayer, gonna shock your screen
And you know Plastic Wrapper gonna give it a sheen
Filter Fils got the thrills if you know what I mean
and Lil Despeckles here to keep things clean

DJ Dodge is here with MC Burn
they be thrillin with skills you be yearnin to learn
Yo word, Motion Blurd gonna take a turn
Noise Boys in the house, yall, get concerned!

We got The Rasterizer, MC Brush FX
GauSean, Quick Mask Killer, and all the rest
Gonna take this uni to the level next

Yeah, this rainbow mane's got me really erect!

Hes the C to the M to the Y to the KILLAH
Photoshop master pixel pushin eye thrillah'
Raps set to snap, so his guidance is locked
I got a twelve inch tablet and my rigs overclocked

A to the D to the O to the B. E.
Rappin out his FAQs givin answers out for free-e.
Gotta walk the path of the number one shopper

I sample all the ladies with my massive eyedropper

By eyedropper, Im talking about my dick. But my actual eyedropper also has a very large sample size.

Biatch!

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